And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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