There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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