The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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