I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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