I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
