Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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