This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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