Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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