I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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