ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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