Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I checked into jail on foursquare
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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