Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Text me some of your sweat
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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