only if we run a train.
done.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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