Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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