If that was your dad, he is hot
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
40s are totally the cure
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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