Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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