Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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