we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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