can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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