I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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