if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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