I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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