How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the day after is always just damage control
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
