You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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