Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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