is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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