Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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