I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Let's get the cat blown out
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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