Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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