I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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