After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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