Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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