ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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