I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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