best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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