I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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