Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
