playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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