he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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