I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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