Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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