i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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