You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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