Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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