I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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