sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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