The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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