I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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