what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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