Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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