Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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