She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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