I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
handjob tips. give me some.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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