You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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