Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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