i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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