O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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