I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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